UPS Why on earth does she say Beijing so many times in an orgasmic tone?! The whole thing of him handing her the ticket doesn't make any sense (is she going to Beijing?). He asks her about her big "date," and with all the talk of Beijing and how the "tickets" look like they are for a trip, not a theater date or something, it becomes unclear what the tickets are for and definitely confusing. And why does the UPS guy know she has a big date? Is she having a fling with the UPS guy? Way too personal. Doesn't do anything for me. (1)
Ms. Saunders is an adjunct faculty member at a Santa Barbara university.