What if a Kangaroo Sold Us Frosted Flakes or a Parrot Sold Us Insurance?
By: | 03.14.11 @ 1:05 PM EDT
FADE IN: Smoke-filled Madison Avenue boardroom, circa 1951.
Ad Man No. 1: "OK, what do we have for options for a mascot for our client's new sugar-flake cereal?"
Ad Man No. 2: "We have Katy the Kangaroo, Elmo the Elephant, Newt the Gnu and Tony the Tiger."
Ad Man No. 1: "That's it? They suck. None of these will ever work. How 'bout something l...