Global Web Means Your 'Fart Jokes' Can Be Heard Out of Context
How Grey Germany and Doc Morris Blew It With the 'Evil Sperm' Ads

I can totally see how a certain young, urbane sector of German society could find these ads really quite funny and compelling -- as they did the suicide-themed Pepsi One ads done last year that offended so many outside the target demographic.

Now, unfortunately for Grey and for Doc Morris, not everyone thought the "Evil Sperm" ads were funny. Quite a few people thought they were racist, insensitive, offensive and inappropriate -- and now those adjectives are associated with Doc Morris pharmacies in people's heads.
That's the way it is with humor -- sometimes you nail it, sometimes you bomb. Humor is powerful in both directions.
A simple allegory for old-media folks who still don't get it: Standing up and telling a fart joke while drinking with friends in your rec room = low risk. Standing up and telling a fart joke while drinking with friends at someone's wedding party = high risk.
With internet advertising and PR, you are always at someone's wedding party; you are never safely behind closed doors. If you try to be loud and draw attention to yourself, as advertisers and PR folk generally do, the people at the next table are going to hear it -- and if you're testing the limits of good taste with your humor, the odds are that those uptight grandmas and squares and stuffed shirts who just don't appreciate your super-edgy wit are going to think poorly of you and perhaps even whack you with their cash-filled Vera Bradley handbags.
Here are some realities of the media world of 2009 that old-school advertising and PR would be well served to note:
- You can't expect your messaging to stay contained within your target demographic. The information you put out will spread, and that spread is beyond your control. There are only two reasons why information doesn't spread once it is out: a) people are just uninterested in your message, b) it's in a language people don't speak (which is really just a subset of "a," frankly). Note: Images like the "Evil Sperm" ads are language-less, so they will jump the language barrier with glee.
- You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. There is no memory hole with the internet. Book-burning is so 20th century. Babelsplatz was yesterday. If you put it out, it is there to stay (even if folks like Ads of the World are willing to censor).
- Hiding and praying it will go away rarely works. Like every good stand-up comic knows, if your routine is bombing, the only thing you can do is keep talking. It's double or nothing. The only treatment for unfortunate speech is more speech.
So, what does this mean concretely? How does the modern PR/advertising flack deal with the fact that we live in a world where toothpaste gets irretrievably out of the tube and will probably ooze into places we never wanted to have it? Well ...
- Craft your message with the knowledge that it will likely go where you didn't intend it to go. One thing this could mean is don't do messages that, while they may resonate with one of your customer demographics, are bound to offend others. Grey's "Evil Sperm" and Pepsi's suicide ads fall into that category. Alternately, if you can't resist putting out offensive stuff, because it's just so incredibly funny and will make your targets buy and your colleagues green with professional envy, then have your mea culpa marketing strategy ready in advance to take advantage of the probable result -- a social-media shitstorm -- as Pepsi did with its suicide ads (more on mea culpa marketing below).
- Don't humiliate yourself by begging (or worse, demanding) bloggers to go back and censor your screw-up. As a blogger, I say deleting posts is cool only in the rarest of circumstances -- generally only when an innocent individual will be hurt or put in danger by the information -- never when it's just embarrassing to a company. Trying to get bloggers to censor information is just going to offend them further, make them question your ethics and increase the chance that they will react to you with animosity.
- Have your mea culpa machine ready to roll. If you offend with your communications, keep communicating -- your best hope is to dilute your screw-up with evidence that you really are upstanding folks who made a little mistake. If you are really good at this, you can jujitsu the negative into positive and come out well ahead, with free positive publicity and goodwill among influencers and your target markets. How do you do this?
- Listen to those criticizing you and understand how you offended -- this means tracking all negative mentions and understanding their gripes.
- Figure out what you are sorry for, what you are not sorry for and prepare your response accordingly. Be honest. Don't be arrogant, though -- if you're not sorry enough, or for the stuff you should be, it's likely the social-media sphere will make you truly sorry if you screw up your apology as well.
- Connect with your detractors personally and as a real human being. This means actually reading their posts about you; figuring out who they are and what their perspective and values are; and engaging them on their terms, in their language and with a convincing apology -- and above all, as a living, breathing, fellow human being, not as a faceless corporation or as a smooth-talking, snakeskin-suit PR wanker.
- Connect publicly with your detractors' negative coverage of you. Comment on the relevant articles where appropriate, write your own articles on the subject if appropriate, guest blog a response/apology on a detractor's site where appropriate. Be smart though. Screw this part up, and you may just fan the flames high again, rather than douse them with the cooling water of an effective mea culpa.
- Maintain the relationships going forward. Now that you've invested the energy into converting a detractor into a friend, or at least a "tolerater," maintain that relationship with communication -- share information, ask guidance, get feedback. These former detractors can save you from future screw-ups, or at least are likely to deal with you a bit more sympathetically the next time you blow it.
In essence, it's quite simple, just remember these three things: On the internet, you are always talking to the whole world, whether you intend to or not; be cognizant of who your message will offend and decide deliberately if you are willing to offend them; and if you must offend, have your mea culpa machine ready to go before you pull the trigger.
This is the media world of 2009 -- it's simple transparency and good human relations. There's really no excuse for blowing it.
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Chris Abraham, president of the digital-PR firm Abraham Harrison, is a blogger who specializes in social-media marketing with a focus on blogger outreach, blogger engagement and search-reputation management. Chris lives in Berlin and Washington.







Not to imply that only young peoples make mistakes either but it's an easy copout to imply it must be old school thinking rather than just plain no thinking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjJG8ODKusQ
And, Chris, the appalling book-burnings took place in Berlin on Bebelplatz, not Babelsplatz. Case in point, I guess: I'm a Berliner, reading your article in my Chicago office! :)
And yes... it should be obvious that any ad produced today will leak beyond the intended geo/demo-target, but flubs like this show that that reality is just not top of mind at all for many ad execs - and even if they are aware of it, they go into such minefields with no plan of action for dealing with the potential blowback. There's no reason nowadays to assume a provocative ad won't provoke a bunch of people in the wrong way, and thus, as a responsible ad exec, there should be no reason not to have a blowback-response plan ready in the back pocket, set to roll to get the maximum mileage off the attention if/when the blowback happens!
I wouldn't get too worked up about it else your work become invisible.
"I can totally see how a certain young, urbane sector of German society could find these ads really quite funny and compelling -- as they did the suicide-themed Pepsi One ads done last year that offended so many outside the target demographic."
The young, urbane, German were maybe provoked but there were not offended.
Frank
http://www.absrocketpro.com
Mitch
http://buycontemporaryfireplace.com
Best,
Gaston
http://www.Ultimate-Resell-Rights.com
Ben
http://www.howtobuildgolfclubs.com
Not bad... Not bad at all..(marketing I mean)
Kirschan Blyden
http://www.fdiinsider.com
My other point is to use a PR firm to handle your mea culpa. Minimizing bad press is a job for professionals. Some companies are hurt with long-term profit hits after a runaway bad press event. Not a smart move to try saving money with inadequate in-house crisis management.
Ed
http://www.goalssettingtips.com/goals-setting/creating-business-goals-for-success
Sim
http://www.Innovative-Enclosures.com