Bob Garfield

The Rot at Apple's Core Could Sicken Consumers -- and Its Business

The Rot at Apple's Core Could Sicken Consumers -- and Its Business

Perhaps many Apple aficionados are prepared to strike a Faustian bargain -- vague tugs of guilt in exchange for the coolest stuff ever -- but some will not. The backlash is no doubt under way.

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Advertisers Will Be Last Line of Defense in Decency Wars

Why memorialize a First Amendment exception if technology will soon render the exception moot?

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How to Venn Friends and Influence People

The problem of adapting business models is like that of changing engines in midair. How do you retrofit your institution without putting ongoing operations -- and quarterly growth -- into a stall?

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No More Living in the Past: Garfield's 10 Resolutions for 2012

No More Living in the Past: Garfield's 10 Resolutions for 2012

Get ready for "The Human Element" -- an essay that will appear in this very publication in a few days that reimagines the practice of marketing for 2012 and beyond.

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The Bellyachers: How Marketers, Politicians Play to Our Worst Instincts

Again and again we are told how bad we have it. And so, convinced that we are in extremis, we bellyache and bellyache, and tune out the rest of the world.

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Ramen Music Has It All: Except a Huge Subscriber Base

This is about a startup brand that has it all: Good content. Value added. Simple technology. A big social component. Low price. Essentially no apples-to-apples competition. Virtually zero overhead. So what's the problem?

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One Strike and You're Out: In Relationship Era, Bad PR Pitches Will not Be Tolerated

Aimless pitches from haphazard young Courtneys have always been a PR Worst Practice, but in the Brave New World they are deal-killers.

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Who Underwrites 'The Sky?' A Parable of Marketing Do-Gooderism Out of Africa

I had just finished lecturing marketers about divining in their businesses their core purpose and cleaving to that purpose in all they do, with all their constituencies, all the time. What if a certain corporation distilled its core values down to "investing in the communities where we do business?"

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The Central Genius of Apple's Advertising Under Jobs: It Was True

The Central Genius of Apple's Advertising Under Jobs: It Was True

With each successful effort, he pried the thumb of some Big Brother-like monopolist off our slavish selves. He wasn't merely a canny psychologist with an eye for design. He was Moses in a turtleneck.

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Obama Speech Was to Congress, but Target Was Voters

Obama Speech Was to Congress, but Target Was Voters

Seldom has a presidential address so hinged on a call to action. How many times did President Barack Obama admonish Congress to pass his proposed jobs bill? I counted 22.

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A Social-Media Evangelist Dons a Hair Shirt

I can talk the talk as well as anyone. But, when push comes to shove, do I really walk the walk?

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Hey Marketers, Give Me a Call Before You Pull a Nivea

Apologies in advance, but what follows amounts to an ad -- an ad for a business that should not exist.

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Dentsu Hits up Canon's Publishing Partners for U.S. Open Tickets

Petty exaction in advertising went online this week when a media executive sent an email to publishers soliciting freebies -- specifically, tickets to the U.S. Open -- for its Canon client.

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Proponents of Online Self-Regulation Disadvantaged by Inability to Regulate Themselves

Broken industry promises about safeguarding consumer privacy will yield demands for legislative and regulatory remedies, putting at grave risk the fragile business models undergirding the digital economy.

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A Pheromone-Laced Scent for Social-Media Set Isn't Mad Science

In trying to prove the value of its medium, CrowdGather risks insulting its core consumers.

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Cannes Takes One Small Step Toward Catching Up With Reality

MOFILM contest entrant shows that a winning idea can come from outside the industry.

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Inside Osama bin Laden's Quest for an al-Qaeda Name Change

Inside Osama bin Laden's Quest for an al-Qaeda Name Change

Following a report by The Telegraph in London that claims Osama bin Laden wanted to change al-Qaeda's name for marketing reasons, Bob Garfield imagines what an email exchange with an agency exec concerning the matter might have contained.

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What Marketers Can Learn From Weiner-Gate

I've previously used this space to chastise marketers for being too corporate, too stilted, too impersonal in their social-media outreach. Weiner's is a cautionary tale of too little institutional dignity, too relaxed a voice, too personal exchanges.

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To What Extent Are We Ethically Responsible for Our Tech Breakthroughs?

When unleashing a data technology onto the internet, is it enough to imagine only the proximate benefits?

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The 'Truth' About Facebook PR Gaffe

We can't reveal our sources, but intelligence officials may have found evidence of links between Facebook and al Qaeda.

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