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I Got Yer Proposal Right Here
Just Say No to RFPs
Peter Madden |
Dear COMPANY NAME:
Thank you for inviting AGENCY NAME to participate in your company's review of proposals to handle your business.
But we'll have to give you a big, fat NO FREAKING THANKS. Below are six reasons. I'd give an even 10 but I have to get back to productive work.
- We're not fans of giving away our creative concepts and strategies for free. Our clients (none of whom we landed through an RFP process) pay us well to do things like that.
- The first "get together" with COMPANY NAME will most likely be like an awkward first date -- except without the wine and potential hook up. Just tired of the thousand-yard gaze while we're trying to get you excited about what we could do for your company. Well, maybe we will elect to participate if we can bring a nice Chilean red and you bring a sense of humor, or at least some emotion.
- Your ridiculous RFP. Thick as "War and Peace," as interesting to read as O: The Oprah Magazine; more instructions than a flight manual; inane requests to send 15 copies, in an exact order, bound an exact way. Never mind the fact that no one at COMPANY NAME wants to sit down and have an actual conversation about what the real problem is. Need I go on?
- We're sure you've known who you wanted to work with the entire time. Yes, it's the company that you can push around the most and who will cost you the least. Ummmm, that's not AGENCY NAME.
- We're a little tired of making it to the final round and ending up with a big "Sorry we didn't choose you but we really liked you" ribbon.
- Even if we aren't elected to work with COMPANY NAME, you will give us zero useful information about why not. You'd think given the amount of time and effort we've spent, you at least owe us something more than "not the right fit."
Love,
YOUR NAME HERE
PS: On a personal note, thanks for the silver golf ball marker. That made it all worth it in the end. Really.
PPS: Any RFP war stories from fellow agencies? I'm sure there's plenty. I feel your pain but when you just say no to the RFP, you're freed up to do real business, I promise.
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7. After you've cut and pasted concepts from at least a dozen other proposals, we'll have to pass on executing "one piece" of the pie for mere pennies. Uh, yes, we do have other clients.
8. Thanks, but we'll have to pass on coming back to present ideas so that your incompetent DM or CMO can try to justify the decision they've already made to use someone else.
9. Your offices are butt-ugly anyway, with cubicles that suck the air out of your employees. How can anyone here make a decision, let alone think?
10. Your breath stinks, we hate your smile, and we noticed you had chuncks spinach stuck between your teeth.
Stop your whining and get to work.
If you can't get your prospects to engage in a conversation, then perhaps you don't know how to ask the right questions.
It is tiring to read or listen to the advertising industry talk negatively about clients .
This is business. It is competitive. It requires hard word, imagination, talent, and perseverance. If you don't like the advertising business, then take a job in another industry.
Or, better still, work to change the business of marketing by working directly with clients and prospects. Don't write about it in a trade rag [No offence, Rance.] hoping clients will understand the brilliant thinking behind your wall of sarcasm.
The system might be broken. But, if so, agencies and holding companies allowed it to happen. You didn't just wake up one day and find consultants sitting across the table or competitive review processes that include more agencies than you thought possible or a request for proposal sitting on your desk.
Perhaps clients hide behind those consultants and RFPs so they don't have to deal with people who are too arrogant to see beyond their own navels?
If clients want to pay for the ideas and company's efforts, than that's different. But you can't ask (or expect) a marketing firm to give there best efforts (as anything that firm does will have their reputation tied to it).
Suppose you are interested in buying a car. If you don't already have a relationship with the dealer you can't expect to try a car out for a few days and then return it. You might get a test drive, a taste, but not the entire experience.
We are at a point now where companies that send out RFPs have to expect to pay for an agencies work. The free rides are over and have been spoiled by agency and client alike.
Logan –nyob nyob, New York City, NY
Thank you for including PUBLICATION NAME in your planning process for 2008. In response to your carefully prepared RFP we would like to offer the following:
1: Granted the industry has generally done away with the original intent of the rate card, but we are unwilling to offer a 64 time rate for a schedule of 3 insertions.
2: Based on that proposed schedule of 3 paid ads, at your recommended 64 time rate we will be unable to offer 3 free ads.
3: Also based on your 3 time schedule, I am afraid the first 15% of the magazine is unavailable.
4: While we are very proud of our creative staff, we feel that development of an advertisement which truly fits your client's requirements, follows their creative guidelines, responds to the stacks of customer research you have done, and will, at the end of the day, move product, is actually the job of the creative agency, not the media.
5: Yes, we have an associated website, and we would be pleased discuss selling you visibility on it as well, not including it as "added value" for your 3 page schedule.
6: Our editor has opted not to write a feature story about your client's product and feature it on the cover of the issue with your ad.
7: In the future, we would be grateful for more than 24 hours to turn around a serious proposal such as this.
Bruce Kaplan
New York, NY
What this says then obviously (and we've all known it for some time now), is that the existing agency search model needs to be changed. Why IS it that as persons who live to create and implement visionary, evolutionary change (agency and clients), we seem to get bogged down by ancient patterns of approach that don't really work well simply because they're the status quo...and WE like to think of ourselves as 'change agents' and innovative thinkers? Doesn't add up does it?
To be honest, the tedious and archaic 'Consultant begets agency contender list begets RFP' model often prevents clients from finding truly innovative ideas and campaigns simply because the consultants are recycling the same group of agencies and newer minds with fresher thinking don't buy into the need or desire to list with consultants anyway. It's really time that the lure of capturing the 'big name' account and the billings that go with it stops being held over agencies' heads like a ransom for the free exchange of ideas. If you think my agency is qualified to present an idea, why don't you think that it's worth paying me at the very least, a basic 'flat fee' sum to develop and present it to you? After all, the winning idea properly executed, will ALWAYS generate more revenue for you than it ever will for me!
There have been many suggestions as to how we can fix this conundrum and many of them are probably viable but with the extremely high possibility that such an idea would have to be presented over and over again before one maverick client takes the plunge to adopt that model and hopefully effect a beneficial industry wide change, who wants to go out of business pitching the idea to everyone for free? We know this problem needs solving. Let's pay each other the compliment of finding the solution and agreeing to find a middle ground that shows both sides respect for and appreciation of the work that in the end, we both need to develop/execute to reach our shared goals. -
Ru-El - Jamaica, NY
I think the small-agency solution is to swim upstream by getting project work and slowly unseating the incumbent AOR. Of course, you can still take a run at selective RFPs...the ones you believe you can and want to win.
Kevin Horne NYC
My suggestion would be that if you don't like RFPs don't do them. You don't have to take it personally.
I bid primarily on integrated marketing projects where advertising isn't the primary component, so I'll say right off the bat that I admit I'm in a different boat. However, we've made a policy out of not bidding on any project that requires spec creative and we still manage to pay the bills.
The problem with giving a blanket "no RFPs!" war cry is that you leave a *lot* of potential work on the table. Local, regional, state and federal governments spend billions of dollars a year on marketing, advertising and PR - and very, very little of that work is getting provisioned on a sole-source basis.
Is it exciting work? Not often. But the nice thing about the government as a client is that they live up to their contracts, they pay their bills and they're not going out of business anytime soon.
So, while we absolutely won't do spec in an RFP response, we *do* chase a lot of RFPs and we've worked out a lot of systems for doing great proposals without throwing scores or hundreds of hours at each one.
But ya gotta do the dance sometimes. It's good for your soul. Agency life isn't an endless series of exhibition games, it's full-contact competition. Even when you lose, you get better. And when you take down a big incumbent or odds-on favorite, it's not just a great boost inside the shop, it earns you street cred.
That's all the metaphors I can mix in one posting.
...Dennis Christianson, Laird Christianson Advertising, Honolulu
Rosemary Kuropat, New York, NY
The main challenge, in my opinion, is jumping again and again into new industries, and proving that we know them just as well as the prospects do. It takes a LOT of time, energy and not to mention money to learn a new industry for each RFP that comes through the door. THAT part f the process can lead to frustration when you put in all this 'background' work and do not win again and again.
We started using planners who specialize in helping advertising agencies prepare the background for pitch presentations and RFPs in a very cost-effective way: www.magicwandresearch.com