Back in the Mad Men days, branding an agency was easy. All you needed to do was fill in the blanks (____ ____ _____ & ____).

But there is one advantage to having your name on the door: it’s hard to make fun of. These days it’s become fashionable to brand your company with words that are so random, you have to wonder what people were drinking (or smoking) when they came up with their moniker. If you really want to know what’s behind adland’s strangest names, we have answers.

Here, a tool you can use stone-cold sober to create your own, er, unique agency name.