Six Flags Intent on Scaring Away Would-Be Patrons

As If Mr. Six Wasn't Scary Enough

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There is no polite way to say this: Even on a good day, Mr. Six is a creepy old man. He comes off as a cross between a zombie who's been dipping into ecstasy and, well, a zombie Pied Piper who's come for your kiddies. Worse, the song gets stuck in your head, which gives the resulting nightmares extra staying power. But Six Flags couldn't leave well enough alone. Behold, they've unleashed a mini-me version called "Little Six."

I like scary roller coasters as much as the next guy, but the thought of running into either of these characters at a Six Flags park is enough to keep me away. But hey, why stop there guys? The next version should be in a full-on clown suit.

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