If you're reading this blog, you're probably just the sort to forget about Mother's Day until it's too late. Sure, you can run down to the card store now, but you know all the good cards (the funny ones with monkeys) have been taken. And even if you could afford flowers, your mom isn't the type (or so you tell yourself). Let's face it: You probably have some deep-seated mommy issues. And if you're the type who wants to take it to the next level, why not just outsource that Mother's Day call on Sunday
? Ad agency Mother
(oooooohhh, irony) is responsible for this emotionally stunting idea for the emotionally stunted.