New Yorkers lost their minds when West Coast grocery chain Trader Joe's opened its first store in Manhattan a few years ago. Brooklynites went goofy as well when they opened one there, too. Indeed, I suspect that if Trader Joe's was a real person, my wife would ditch me in a New York minute. But apparently the goofy devotion isn't unique to New York. Here's an unauthorized Trader Joe's commercial that popped up on Twitter today. It was created by Carl's Fine Films out in California.