The Kafka Questionnaire

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Interactive Creative Director

TBWA/Chiat Day/New York

What's the worst thing Domino's Bad Andy ever did?

What's your preferred procrastination technique?

Has your job ever required cross-dressing?

What's your favorite commercial from the '80s?

What product would you most like to advertise, and why?

What hobby would you pursue if you were sentenced to life in prison?

If the Clintons opened an ad agency, what would they name it?

Name all the Keebler Elves.

What's the most creative thing you've ever done with a Thighmaster?

How many account executives can fit on the head of a pin?

What's really the best part of waking up?

What are the first names of the Doublemint Twins?

How would you cook the Energizer Bunny?

What cell phone ringer song is most likely to hurl you into a murderous rage?

Where is Speedy Alka-Seltzer these days?

What would you do if you saw the ghost of David Ogilvy?

Eager beaver of an interactive creative director that he is, Doug Jaeger has brought Kafka into the Digital Age. Please see the above URLs for Doug's fully fleshed-out answers.


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