Watch Colbert's blissed-out reaction to the Hannity scandal
Coming to, he stood up and spoke into the camera, addressing his old "Daily Show" colleague and fellow Fox News antagonist: "Jon Stewart, after the show I'm going to come over and we're just gonna spoon! Just spoon!"
He then spoke to his viewing audience: "This is craaaaazzzzzzzy! Cohen only has two other clients, and all he does for them is pay off mistresses! Which raises the obvious question: Who did Sean Hannity have sex with?"
Watch the segment above for Colbert's theory.