What's Mr. Clean's real name?
What would be the name of the Jennifer Lopez signature feminine hygiene spray?
What needs to be microwaveable?
Would you stand on line for eight hours to see a George Lucas movie?
As a rule, I don't stand in any line that lasts longer than my buzz.
Has the '70s funk revival gone too far?
When the little yellow dot in the Wal-Mart commercials has an afro, that's when it's gone too far.
Come up with a slogan to save Arthur Andersen.
"Seriously, like we'd ever let that happen again?"
How many account executives can fit on the head of a pin?
Invent the most preposterous corporate name for a sports arena.
Invent a more impressive-sounding name for account planners.
What can current "movie star" Jeffrey Dahmer endorse in absentia?
Have you ever had a visit from the Maytag
Yes, but it was non-work related.
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