10 great lines from 'Entourage'

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1. Ari Gold: "Let's hug it out, bitch."

2. Johnny Drama: "How do you know so much about the Sudan?" Turtle, flashing his BlackBerry: "I just Googled it, bitch."

3. Ari Gold (hearing that James Cameron is directing "Aquaman"): "Where did you hear that? Friendster?"

4. Ari Gold: "Strip clubs, whorehouses, the Playboy Mansion. ... I go where the meetings are."

5. Ari Gold (on being told to sit down in his seat at a Laker's game): "I paid $2,000 for these seats. I'll get out there and launch a three if I want to."

6. Vince (on not wanting to do "Aquaman"): "I don't want to be typecast." Ari Gold: "See there? There's the Joker, there's Batman, and over there is Spider-Man. They're all typecast. As rich guys."

7. Ari Gold: (Viagra kicking in): "Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!"

8. Ari Gold: "Got MILF?"

9. Ari Gold: "I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun. Tell her that I'm going to start a Web site. ... Tell her it will be called I'mahollywoodexecutivewhore.com and that no password or fee will be required. Tell her I want a call back."

10. Turtle: "Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver."

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