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This stuff is so good you can pour it on Lucky Charms: "Toughens your liver. Flattens your arse." Yes, this is actually a headline from a new POP poster campaign for Kelly's Light Irish Ale. There's also "Dance the jig without jiggling," and our personal fave, "It's more fun to die from cirrhosis than obesity." Hey, who would've guessed that the malignant dwarf from the Leprechaun movies was a copywriter?

Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870, by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"

Epitaph of one Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pa.

"It's the train of your dreams. Except everyone is wearing clothes." Yup, once again, Amtrak's brilliant market research has uncovered another shining nugget of truth about travel. When you're sitting on a train, don't you always look around at all the fat, old and ugly people, and say, "Gee, this train ride would be just about perfect if everyone was naked."

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