Now, that's a box.
On Twitter, Jen Ayres, social media editor and producer at
WISCTV, the CBS affiliate station in Madison, Wisc., posted this
query with an image of the package (on a different, nearby Madison
street) submitted to her by a viewer:
Sleuths on Reddit quickly tracked down a
report from Automotive News -- a sibling of Ad Age also
published by Crain Communications -- from last fall
referencing a promotion in which three Nissan Versa Note buyers
were slated to "receive their cars packaged in giant Amazon.com
boxes, with video crews on hand to film the deliveries." (Vinay
Shahani, Nissan's then-director
of marketing communications and media, was quoted in the piece as
saying, "We're trying some new ideas. It's an experiment. It's a
way to dip our toes into the idea of co-branding to build a buzz."
I tried to reach Shahani for further comment, but it turns out that
he left Nissan in November; he's now VP-marketing at Volkswagen of
America. I'll update this post when I hear back from someone else
at Nissan.) [UPDATE: See below.]
Some Reddit wags speculated that the box probably just
contained, say, a three-foot USB cable and a ton of packing
peanuts, given their past experiences with Amazon deliveries.
Meanwhile, Jerry Seinfeld held an
extended AMA -- Ask Me Anything -- Q&A session on Reddit
yesterday afternoon (BTW, if you're a "Seinfeld" fan, it's a
must-read, because he served up a lot of great details about the
creative history of the show). At one point he mentioned a new
project he's working on with his "Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David:
"We wrote this script for this thing that you will eventually see
but I can't reveal what it is at this time. All I can do is tell
you is that it's big, huge, gigantic. Even bigger than that Amazon
package."
In a separate post, Seinfeld speculated that the Amazon box was
some sort of hoax, saying "this is almost as fake as the Amazon
Drone delivery system. But WOW if it was real!... There's no way it
would say Amazon just once on that box."
I've called and emailed Amazon PR and haven't heard back.
WISCTV's Ayres tells me that she's also had no luck getting an
answer out of Amazon after four calls and two emails. She's also
reached out to Madison's police department "to see if they took any
calls on it… An unattended package like that in a bigger
city would get a police call."
She adds, "We went back to check to see if the giant box was
still around today, and can't find it."
So I guess today's social-media mystery is: OMG, OMG,
WHERE IS THE GIANT AMAZON BOX?!
UPDATE: Photo: Yes,
There Really Was a Car in That Mysterious Giant Amazon Box
Simon Dumenco is the "Media Guy" columnist for Advertising
Age. You can follow him on Twitter @simondumenco.