Shoe-wearers, you're not cool. You hail cabs, run at dawn, dance around -- all healthy, well adjusted, and frankly, boring things. If, that is, you buy into Converse and Anomaly's "Wear Sneakers" campaign, which encourages you to pull on some sneakers and do things a little differently. It just takes one minor adjustment. For example, riding a bike in shoes (and in tandem) is totally lame. But do it at night, on the pavement, and a little recklessly, and you pass the test (and save cab fare!). Smuggler's Tristan Patterson directs.