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Stuck for an Idea? Try the Skenazy New-ish Product Generator!
Every once in a while, someone comes up with a truly great new product. The Pop-Tart. The Prius. Veggie Booty ("Now in regular or salmonella-free!").
But what if that someone isn't you? What if you've got to come up with a great new something-or-other, and all you can think of is a phone that sort of looks like a TV -- and you worry it's already been done? What then?
My friends, that is when you whip out your Skenazy New-ish Product Generator.
Just mix and match from columns A and B, or go whole hog and string together A, B, B+ and C. (Or go really wild and try C, B, A!)
Pretty soon you'll be unstoppable at those brainstorming meetings. Hey, boss! How about Soft-Baked Froot Loops? Green-Tea Oreos! Shade-Grown Coke for Men, With a Hint of Mint (oh, wait -- that's already in test market).
No need for slavish thanks, readers. Just send me a couple of free samples.
Al Gore, Laurie David and Arianna Huffington-approved;
Dulce de leche;
B + (Optional)For men!
(Now with ...)
A hint o' mint;
A gram of ham;
Teeth-replacing agents (NEW!);
Skin-softening moisture spores;
Subatomic Parmesan particles;
Marshmallows and spelt;
Garlic 'n' guarana;
Yet more honey and cinnamon;
Twice the Dijon;
87% pure cacao;
Free Harry Potter invisibility cloak (trust us -- it's in there);
Rachael Ray's actual DNA;