Tushy offers $100 'butthole bleaching' rebates for National Toilet Paper Day

Today, Aug. 26, is National Toilet Paper Day, but the occasion isn’t getting the respect you might think it merits. This year, the day’s most notable marketing activation comes from Tushy, which is offering to pay people $100 toward professional “butthole bleaching” in a way that’s not at all industry-friendly. Yes, Procter & Gamble Co.’s Charmin will be doing posts on Instagram and Twitter and responding to what’s usually a fair amount of dog-and-toilet-paper user-generated content (it's also International Dog Day today) to celebrate the day, a spokeswoman said. But other leading brands, including Quilted Northern and Angel Soft from Koch Industries’ Georgia-Pacific and Cottonelle from Kimberly-Clark Corp., have no plans to celebrate the day. Happy #NationalToiletPaperDay!Remember to change the roll, and always spare a square. 💙🎉🧻 pic.twitter.com/zxtBB1cSXb— Charmin (@Charmin) August 26, 2022 Subscribe to Ad Age Sign up now for the latest industry news and analysis Click here Tushy, meanwhile, is using the day to make a lucrative—if tongue-in-cheek—promotional offer more about poo-pooing conventional toilet paper than selling it. The brand is best known for kits that turn toilets into bidets that reduce the need for toilet paper. It is offering $100 worth of free professional “butthole bleaching” to people who buy its bleach-free alternative bamboo toilet paper Aug. 26-28. The professional anal bleaching session must be completed by Sept. 30. And the offer is limited to a total outlay of $10,000, or the first 100 takers. People just need to send in receipts both for the bamboo toilet paper and the procedure. The catch is that your typical bamboo toilet paper consumer is not likely into anal bleaching. A spokeswoman said Tushy is fully committed to making good on the offer. “We avoid putting bleach on our skin at all costs, so why are we okay with rubbing it on our butts?” said Miki Agrawal, Tushy’s founder and chief creative officer, in a statement. “Big Toilet Paper has gotten away with making billions off a product filled with harmful chemicals for far too long, and we’re here to stop them in their tracks with our bleach-free, 100% sustainable Bamboo Toilet Paper – along with our game changing Tushy bidet, of course.” “Big Toilet Paper” sees things differently, of course. While wood pulp used in toilet paper is bleached to make it white, P&G notes on Charmin.com that “100% of the pulp used in our products is elemental chlorine free.” Regardless, in case you were wondering, “anal bleaching is definitely a thing and, among other anal aesthetic services, is gaining in popularity,” said Dr. Evan Goldstein, an anal surgeon, also in Tushy’s statement. He added that the procedure doesn’t involve actual bleach and that his practice, Bespoke Surgical, offers “a comfortable medical-grade peel.” For the DIY set, a Google search yesterday showed specialty skincare brands buying ads against a “butthole bleaching” search even before Tushy’s National Toilet Paper Day offer. Others whose work involves plenty of toilet paper are also joining in on social media. happy National Toilet Paper day to all who celebrate— NE Ohio Regional Sewer District (@neorsd) August 26, 2022

Tushy offers $100 'butthole bleaching' rebates for National Toilet Paper Day

Featured Stories