BSSP and Priceline get the travel site's spokesman, William Shatner, to deliver an "online commencement speech" for online college grads, in solidarity with "onliners" everywhere. Because why should "real" universities have all the fun? After all, those who went to online colleges participated in the same rites of passage as everyone else -- such as making out with strangers. Mr. Shatner also urges grads to "boldly go," and throws in a special nod to foreign students.