The Trojan Man has a song for all kinds of loving in his 'Big Sexy Album'

This summer, 72andSunny New York reimagined the Trojan Man, the prophylactic-promoting spokesman for the condom brand, as a sex-positive emblem of modern masculinity. His sexuality was fluid, he gave advice about intimacy, he sang. Now he has a full album, with six sex-themed songs available on Spotify and Soundcloud. The ballad “I Touched a Penis” recounts Trojan Man’s encounter with a “fleshy and weird” organ that isn’t “all that smart.” The R&B jam “Lesser Known Fetishes” details a host of -philias for listeners interested in expanding their horizons, and “Let’s Call Sex What It Is” decries the proliferation of euphemisms for…uh…making love. “If you want to stay positive, sexy and fun/don’t use terms that objectify anyone,” he sings, continuing to educate even while hating on “boinking,” “slamming” and “jumping bones.” The percussive anthem “C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.” is an ode to “the part that she likes best” (and also “not that hard to find,” people). An electronic chorus helps Trojan Man laud mechanical aids in “Sex Toys Boop Boop Beep.” The album ends on a country track, “I Won’t Go Bareback,” an obvious homage to a certain cowboy movie that has Trojan Man professing that he’d do anything for his love except one thing. Unlike Meatloaf, he’s specific about his limits (it’s unprotected sex). All six songs are available in preparation for the Winter Solstice on Dec. 21, the longest night of the year and the evening with the most opportunity for undercover antics--sorry, sex. In addition to an anthem music video for the album (top), three of the songs get lyric videos, too (karaoke, anyone?)

The Trojan Man has a song for all kinds of loving in his 'Big Sexy Album'

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