Share your best Super Bowl poop and win $10,000

Pizza, wings, nachos, chips, fried cheese, fried jalapeños, fried chicken, fried onions, fried pickles—while Super Bowl snacks fuel your day of cheering, they’re also greasing your bowels for a day-after of serious bathroom wrecking. In honor of the football fans that go hardest on snacks with a fiery afterlife, bidet brand Tushy will reward the best post-game dump in a $10,000 contest. Despite the existence of a pre-existing, far rosier holiday on February 14, Tushy is declaring next Monday “Super Bowel Monday.” To participate, those blessed with an impressive poop should share their creation on Instagram or Twitter either publicly, using the hashtag “#TUSHYSuperBowel,” or via direct message to “@hellotushy.” The winner will receive $10,000 as a prize for their time spent suffering on the toilet. “We’re all going to poop the day after the Big Game, and what we eat and drink will undoubtedly turn those dumps into ‘Super Bowel’ movements,” said Miki Agrawal, Tushy’s founder and CCO, in a statement. “Instead of being embarrassed, we want to help people celebrate their post-game poops and reward them for helping us remove shame around a normal bodily function that keeps us healthy.” A rubric shared by Tushy outlines the judging criteria for what makes a winning dookie. Although it doesn’t clarify which quality is the most desirable, it states that texture, color, length, mass and potential extra flair will all be considered when scoring each submission. Good luck and happy pooping. pic.twitter.com/g22m8xObcG Be honest is this the former PBR social guy I do not like this. But as an advertising professional, I respect it.

Share your best Super Bowl poop and win $10,000

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