Fat, Hairy Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Little Love From Passersby in Madrid Plaza

Recently in one of Madrid's largest plazas, a fat dude in a sweatsuit with overgrown hair showed off some insane football skills. Some passersby didn't give him the time of day -- one woman, for example, declined to give him her phone number. Others, however, engaged him in a bit of footie, including one young boy who learned a lesson or two from the mysterious man, who eventually ripped off his fake 'stache and wig, revealing that he was really megastar football pro Cristiano Ronaldo.