Domino's has now introduced salads in all of its outlets -- but according to the campaign, it's just a ruse to get you to order pizza more often.

The spots, by CP&B, center on the idea that there's always someone in the family who prevents a pizza night by demanding a salad instead. Now, everyone can be happy -- from the Mom who previously made her whole family munch lettuce leaves, to the teenage daughter who ruins everyone's fun. (We're wondering why these salad fiends ought always to be female, though -- as Dixie pointed out in a recent spot, men like their greens too.)