1. TREESON: Is this (a) A Christmas tree or (b) A holiday tree?
2. CHIP TATOR: Saddam's snacks, Bids to be W.'s pal, Hates Froot Loops, Neat-freak habits
3. HOUSE BROKEN: Martha probed for leaving home to hit hot gala
4. LADY IS A TRUMP: 3rd wife's the charm
5. Butcher of Sagdad: Inside Saddam's prison cell
6. HI HO HI HO ... IT'S OFF TO COURT HE GOES: Brooklyn 'bigot' arrested for mocking midget family
7. FLEE-ANCEE: Fury as runaway bride fakes kidnap
8. HOLY SHIITE: Newsweek retracts its deadly toilet tale
9. GROW UP, GOTTI: Mob princess 'cancer tales'
10. SHEIK ON IT: Abbas & Ariel pledge peace deal